Free report in ~60 seconds • Leeds-based • 10+ years real code

How much
AI slop is in
your codebase?

Connect a repo and get a Slop Index, a security & licence-risk breakdown, and the £ cost to rebuild it — then a fixed-price plan to clean it up.

Free report · private repos OK · runs in an isolated sandbox.

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Live scan · OWASP/NodeGoat
Slop Index 10083 vulnerabilities£278,233 to rebuild
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Packages

Start free. Pay when you want the fix.

The report is always free. These are for when you want to do something about it — a verdict, a plan, or shipped code. Every package starts with a deposit and a fixed, agreed scope. No surprise invoices.

Slop Snapshot
Know exactly how bad it is.
£497
Paid in full · fixed price
Best for

Founders & CTOs who need a verdict before deciding what to do.

  • Full report: Slop Index, AI Quotient & cost-to-replicate
  • Security & licence-risk breakdown (deps + SAST)
  • Branded PDF you can forward to your board or investors
  • A 20-min call to walk you through the findings

No fixes — this is the diagnosis, not the cure.

Delivered in 48–72 hours
Most popular
Audit + Roadmap
A prioritised plan to fix it.
£2,500from
£1,250 deposit · £2,500 total
Best for

Teams that will do the work but need to know what to do first.

  • Everything in the Snapshot
  • Every issue prioritised by ROI, with effort estimates in days
  • Step-by-step remediation roadmap your devs can execute
  • £-impact analysis: what each problem is costing you
  • Two follow-up calls as your team works through it

I plan and guide — your team writes the code.

5–7 days · £1,250 deposit, balance on delivery
Refactor Sprint
I ship the clean code.
£4,500from
£2,250 deposit · from £4,500
Best for

When you want it fixed, not just documented.

  • Everything in the Audit + Roadmap
  • I refactor the highest-impact issues myself
  • Pull requests with clean, tested, reviewed code
  • Before/after re-scan proving the Slop Index dropped
  • Direct access to me throughout the sprint

Fixed scope agreed up front — no surprise invoices.

Scoped per repo · £2,250 deposit to start
🔒 Isolated sandbox · NDA on request↩ Deposit refunded if the audit isn’t actionable📄 Fixed scope agreed before any work⏳ Limited engagements each month
How it works

From repo to fixed in four steps.

1
Connect & scan

Link a repo (private OK). The engine clones it into an isolated sandbox and runs the full toolchain in ~60 seconds.

2
Get your free report

Slop Index, security, licences, cost-to-replicate and an AI summary — yours to keep, no payment needed.

3
Pick a package

Snapshot for a verdict, Audit for a plan, Sprint for the actual fixes. Deposit secures your slot.

4
I deliver

A walkthrough, a prioritised roadmap, or shipped pull requests — depending on what you bought.

FAQ

Before you decide.

Is my code safe?+

It runs in an isolated, throwaway sandbox that’s destroyed after analysis. I never publish your code, and I’ll sign an NDA before we start if you want one.

What do I actually get for my money?+

The Snapshot is the full diagnosis + a call. The Audit adds a prioritised, costed roadmap your team can execute. The Sprint means I write and ship the fixes as reviewed pull requests.

How is the Slop Index calculated?+

It’s a weighted composite of complexity, duplication, dependency & licence risk and security findings — measured with the same industry tools a senior reviewer uses (scc, syft, grype, semgrep) plus an AI pass. Lower is better; healthy codebases sit under 30.

What if the report says my code is fine?+

Then you’ve spent nothing — the report is free — and you have proof for your board. I only recommend a paid package when there’s real work worth doing.

What languages and stacks do you cover?+

Anything in a git repo — JS/TS, Python, PHP/Laravel, Go, Ruby, Java and more. The analysis is language-aware and the dependency/licence scan covers every major ecosystem.

What if I’m not happy?+

If an audit doesn’t give you something genuinely actionable, I refund the deposit. I take a limited number of engagements a month so each one gets real attention.

EXAMPLE OUTPUT
A real, live report — not a screenshot

Slop Index, AI Quotient, cost-to-replicate, every dependency & licence, security and static-analysis findings, contributor breakdown, an AI executive summary — plus Ada, an assistant that answers questions about your code.

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See your Slop Index in ~60 seconds

Connect GitHub, pick a repo (private OK) and a branch. The full report is free — the diagnosis is on me.

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10+ years real code • Laravel • Go • TypeScript • Swift
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